Taoism:
Shit happens.

Confucianism:
Confucius says, shit happens.

Buddhism:
If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Zen:
What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism:
This shit happened before.

Islam:
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism:
Let shit happen to someone else.

Catholicism:
If shit happens, you deserve it.

Judaism:
Why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism:
I don't believe this shit.

Agnosticism:
What is this shit?



今天買到的一張海報,博君一笑。:)

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