Topanga的部落格

多年前有人傳給我一個聲音檔，
我覺得很好玩，把它逐字transcribe下來。
是在講fuck這個字的。 （這不是黑特文，不要看到標題是fuck就以為是黑特文）

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English
language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the english
words that begin with the letter "f", "fuck" is the only
word that is referred to as "the f-word."

It's the one magical word.Just by its sound can describe
pain, pleasure, hate, and love.

Fuck, as most of the words in the English language,
is derived from German, the word "frickin'"(?), which
means "to strike."

In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb, for instance,"John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks." Its meanings
are not always sexual. It can be used as an adjective,
such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of
an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb
enhancing an adjective,"Shirley is fucking beautiful."
As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word,
"abso-fucking-lutely," or "in-fucking-credible." And,
as almost every word in the sentence, "fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there are too many words with the
versatility of "fuck", as in these examples, describing situations
such as fraud,"I got fucked at the use cardlot(?)."
Dismay, "I'll fuck it!"
Trouble, "I guess I'm really fucked now."
Aggression,"Don't fuck with me, buddy!"
Difficulty, "I don't understand this fucking question."
Enquiry, "Who the fuck was that?"
Dissatisfaction, "I don't like what the fucker's going on here!"
Incompetence, "He's a fuckoff."
Dismissal, "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these
multi-purpose application, how can anyone be offended when
you use the word? We say, use this unique flexible word
more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality
of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly--


"Fuck you!!"